I’m not going to lie. When you decide to become a chaste man, your life is going to change. Here are ten ways life changes when you start wearing a chastity device.
1. Urinals Become a Thing of the Past
Instead of stepping up to a urinal and whipping it out to pee, you instead have to wait for an empty stall. With most chastity cages, trying to pee like other guys is generally a pray and spray affair. Chaste men must sit to pee, both in public restrooms and at home.
Don’t forget to wipe, girls.
2. Size Comparison Becomes Moot
You stop wondering whether other guys have a bigger dick than you. You can be confident yours is always smaller.
3. You Take Shaving to a Whole New Level
You learn how to shave or trim your genital area properly until it becomes second nature. That is unless you’re the masochistic type who gets turned on by having stray pubic hairs getting trapped and ripped out by the roots.
4. Moisturizers and Lubricants Are Not Optional
You become an ardent consumer of moisturizers, personal lubricants, and baby oil to avoid chafing those sensitive skin areas.
5. Nocturnal Penile Tumescence Becomes a Thing
Medical professionals say that a healthy man can expect to get hard three to five times per night during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep. Doctors call it nocturnal penile tumescence. You soon discover just how close you come to the healthy man norm once you start caging your cock.
6. Sound of the Tin Man
Thanks to the tap-tap-tapping of the padlock against your cage, you will sound like the Tin Man whenever you’re walking along. Thankfully, at least this issue is going away since security screws, and MagicLocks have begun to replace padlocks as the means of securing chastity devices.
If you still use a padlock with yours, you might want to borrow a play from the military. When I was in the Army, we used miles of black electrical tape on things like load-bearing equipment
buckles and snaps and dog tags, so we didn’t rattle when going into battle. It was called noise discipline. No use tipping off Ali Baba that you were in the AO if he was waiting up ahead to trigger an IED on your ass.
7. You Stop Exaggerating Your Penis Size
Out of vanity, a lot guys new to chastity tend to buy larger cages than they need. Too much leftover space inside a chastity tube or cage means more problems with painful night-time erections. You must decide whether you prefer squished erections or having your balls ripped off by the base ring because you were too proud to buy a shorter cage. The choice is yours, my friend.
8. Ass Play Becomes Acceptable
No matter how you felt about anal play before you started wearing a chastity device, you soon learn that having things stuck up your bum is preferable to the constant ache of blue balls.
9. Orgasms Become a Thing of the Past
No matter how many more orgasms your partner had than you before when you had sex, the number increases by at least a factor of one since you won’t be getting any of that shit.
10. The Silver Lining
Don’t despair. There is a silver lining to be found in all this. You will never have to worry anymore about your partner complaining to her girlfriends how pathetic a fuck you are. You won’t be doing any more of that.
On a personal note, I am locked again in my Amicus while I wait for the HT Nano to arrive.