You’re not alone if you didn’t get the title today, “Ooh… Suit You!” I didn’t either. Turns out it is a reference to a sketch, “Oh… Suit You Sir!” from a once popular British comedy, The Fast Show. The show aired on television from 1994 to 1997. I had never heard of it. Anyway, after dispensing with that useless bit of trivia, the 31 Days of Chastity Meme Day 28 prompt concerns whether stealth is a factor in chastity device wear.
How do you keep your device discreet under clothing? Any embarrassing moments at airports, etc?
I am not one to flaunt it when wearing a chastity device. How well a device lends itself to stealth is one factor I consider when choosing one. That’s one reason I prefer compact devices that have cages a good bit shorter than the length of my flaccid penis and that, by design, follow the usual drop contour of a hanging flaccid penis. The device I’m wearing for Locktober, the Kink3D Cobra N, fits the bill perfectly. It’s super compact, and the cage has a definite downward tilt and nestles comfortably against the scrotum. Most of the cages I regularly wear all do the same. My newest acquisition, the Hera by House of Denial, fits similarly to the Cobra N and meets my stealth requirement.
Besides choosing stealthy cage designs, my clothing plays a role. My clothing styles have not changed since I got in to wearing chastity devices. I have always preferred comfort over style and wear “relaxed fit” type jeans, slacks, and shorts. I always wear loose fitting cotton athletic shorts to the gym. The style isn’t exactly baggy, but there is plenty of looseness in the fit that clothing does not print the chastity device against the fabric. I wear a chastity device everywhere I go with no concerns that people will notice it. I assume no one ever has since I’ve noticed no one glancing at my crotch with an expression of puzzlement.
This topic reminded me of an online article I came across a while back, “Why Do Men Wear a Chastity Device and How to Spot Them.” According to the author, here is how can you tell whether a guy is wearing a chastity belt (UK terminology for a cock cage) without undressing him.
- His jeans are way too baggy.
- He’s edgy and seems to have ants in his pants.
- He’s not a hug bug.
- He needs his privacy in the men’s room.
- His trousers are spot-on (reference to leaking semen).
- He’s practically champing at the bit to see his lady.
- He’s putty in the hands of his keyholder.
- His performance has improved recently (increased productivity).
Not sure whether this is meant to be tongue-in-cheek. Tight clothing avoidance, wanting extra men’s room privacy, and increased productivity might be accurate, but the rest are pretty silly. So I can’t say I believe this article offers any real tips for spotting a guy wearing a chastity device. All I know is I take active steps to prevent flaunting that I’m wearing one. Part of it is because I am a private person and I also believe it is unethical to involve other people in my kinks without their consent. But I am aware there are guys who flaunt it and hope people notice they are wearing a chastity cage.
Another online article I read recently, “The Men Who Wear Chastity Cages to the Gym,” is all about guys who don’t bother hiding their cages. These guys purposely wear tight fitting athletic clothing while doing bench presses face up with their legs spread, flaunt the device in locker room while changing or showering, and some even snap a few photos to share on social media. I can’t pretend to understand the motivation, but many of these guys readily admit they want others to see they are wearing a chastity cage. I can only assume they are seeking to satisfy an exhibitionism paraphilia or seeking erotic humiliation. But it’s not really my thing.
Since I keep my device wear discrete intentionally, I have never had an embarrassing incident at an airport, the gym, or anywhere else. And again, that’s not an experience I would seek or enjoy.
Fun and games will be the subject of tomorrow’s 31 Days of Chastity Meme Day 29.
What is your favorite Chastity Game? What does it involve, and how often do you play it?
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